their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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