I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
be right there i have to get my cape
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
He did a backflip because drugs
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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