how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
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