No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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