now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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