I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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