it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
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I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
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I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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