Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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