i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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