Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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