let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
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dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
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Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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