i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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