if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
