what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
He's on the porch naked. Help.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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