I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Life is so much better after having sex.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
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I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
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