but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
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You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
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The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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