did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
he just fucked me for my cheese..
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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