i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
that is very illegal...i love you.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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