Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
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The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
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Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize