Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
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We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
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sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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