alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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