it wasn't lemon gatorade
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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