he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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