i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
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No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
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Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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