your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
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thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
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Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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