I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I cut my penus on the lid.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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