Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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