Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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