It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
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Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
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I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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