His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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