shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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