Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
Randomize
