we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
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You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
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Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it