i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
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Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
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2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.