Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
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