You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Randomize
