After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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