hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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