yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
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I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
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I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
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