I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Randomize
