you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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