called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Randomize
