Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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