Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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