you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
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He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
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Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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