Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
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like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
We don't watch enough power rangers
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I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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