UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
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I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
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I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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