"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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