I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
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I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
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Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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