No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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