woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
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She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
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I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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