is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
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I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
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just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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