a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
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i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
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He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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