I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
4 words: hood of his car
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
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Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
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I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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