No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
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He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
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I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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