Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
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Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
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FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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