: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
this beer tastes like vomit already
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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