just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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