we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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