He kissed a someone with a penis
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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