just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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